Mar 28, 2012

Kid Icarus Anime Series

     Anyone who has Nintendo Video on their 3DS and Internet may know that presently their 3DS SD card has been spammed with an onslaught of Kid Icarus 3D Anime Videos. So why the hell is Nintendo burning money to produce anime they're just giving away for free? I mean, it's not like they're any other franchise that could've used that mon---
    Yes, yes I know, I've been going on and on on how little attention this franchise gets, hell Nintendo "forgot" about it for nearly seven years. Honestly Kid Icarus went through worse, a grand whopping total of two decades without a title, but that doesn't mean Nintendo should be throwing money away that could be used to bring Golden Sun 4 to us by Christmas. I don't want to wait another seven f*cking years because Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Phils-Aim want to continually burn money on usleless and pointless animes. Honestly, if there was a Golden Sun Anime, the quality would be twice as good, and people would be hell determined to pay. GS fans endured seven long, lonely years, but, god! At least they could package this on a DVD.

Mar 23, 2012

Stuff Blows Up: Commando Review

    Yes, I've seen the Nostalgic Critic review, so if you find similarities with that review and this one, sorry and I'll try to point things out Doug Walker said, but however upon watching this movie myself I found out that there's a lot of this movie Nostalgic Critic missed. Now, I'm not saying his review isn't legit, just it seems he's left room for other reviewers. Well, here I am. This is Commando.

Mar 19, 2012

Fire Emblem 3DS Trailer

    We all knew this one was coming. As the game is due to be released April 19 (in Japan), I think I should share my predictions and hopes for this game. I mean, although the 3DS has enough good games to stay alive for now, I'd still like it to pick up some more steam. Let's hope this is that steam.
   

Mar 14, 2012

Kid Icarus Uprising first Impressions.

    Anyone who has played Super Smash Bros. Brawl will know that Pit, an angelic teen with a man-skirt who wield some killer twin swords. Seeing as he was supposedly good enough for a top spot in one of the best crossover game ever created, obviously he must already have tons and tons of titles, right? Wrong.
  

Mar 5, 2012

Legend of Zelda; Ocarina of Time 3D Review

     As we all know St. Patrick's day is right around the corner, so as to this day there is nobody with enough balls to make a Leprachaun game for the 3DS, We'll just have to look at everybody's favorite green-hatted pointy-eared icon. You know, he just has about a billion games named after a dumbass princess who for the most part just sits on her ass all day like the rest of his kingdom while he goes out and solves everybody's problems. He wears a man-skirt. Link!