Jun 28, 2012

One Year Blogging: Lego Star Wars III: The Clone Wars (Wii)

 



   Lego Star Wars to me have just become classic. They sucessfully managed to integrate the most memorable moments in the Star Wars movies while still creating something entirely new, with sprinkles of hmor thrown in between. However, I had to admit I was skeptical, as for the third (technically fourth) installment of this classic franchise was anything but; behold, the controversial Clone Wars TV show!

One Year Blogging: Bakugan Battle Brawlers DS Review

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    Remember this shitty-assed show? Well turns out they made a shitty-assed game. Beware as you enter a world where teenager's plastic balls transform into beasts of legend!

Jun 26, 2012

One Year Blogging: Just Dance 3 Review

   Just Dance 3. Many think this is the only good dancing game today. Well, like Video Game Movies, the best doesn't really mean that much. this is Just Dance 3.

Jun 25, 2012

One Year Blogging: Legend Of Spyro: The Eternal Night (DS) Review

   Continuing the New Spyro Trilogy where A New Begging left off, The Legend Of Spyro: The Eternal Night follows Spyro after his epic showdown with Cynder. This is The Legend Of Spyro, The Eternal Night.

Jun 24, 2012

One Year Blogging: Legend Of Spyro: A New Begining (DS)

     I've got to say, Spyro is one of my favorite video game characters. Being as I grew up an angry Playstation fan early on as I had owned an original Playstation, growing up with parents who knew I would break it (and I did!), I had only been trusted with a select few games to play. The forefront o these, was the Original Spyro. From what I remembered, it was an incredibly fun and enthralling game for a newvie, though it did go by fast. So, when Sierra announced a reboot of their gem, of course I bought the game. Unfortunately for the DS.

Jun 23, 2012

Jun 21, 2012

One Year Blogging Update

    June 28 this blog will officially turn one. As fitting, I have planned a whole week of reviews, just for you! Sometimes you will get two reviews in one day! Festivities will begin June 24th with my Legend Of Spyro: A New Beginning review!

     One last thing, as this is The Undefined Gamer afterall, as fitting my One Year Blogging campaign will be composed entirely of Game reviews. Oh wah wah cry cry. If you need movies for a week, go to Cinema Done. (movie reviews will reappear after the week is done. And no, random person in the back I am not going to hide all my movie reviews, I'm simply not going to write any more until the week is up).

Jun 20, 2012

I Hate My Life: Pokemon Black and White 2







     Get this shit out of my face. What did we do to deserve this???? NINTENDO YOU'VE GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO!!!!
      First, let me explain my frustration. I recently bought Pokemon White version. I hated it so far. The starters are so weak and forgettable, as are all the assortment thus far (I'll do a full review when I finish the game). The crappy designs and lack of kickass evolutions couped with the difficulty level that was not present in Heartgold and before just make the game something I can put down easily. Not even the story seems interesting enough. I personally hate Unova (where the game takes place). So when I heard rumors of pokemon gray, I had my fingers crossed. I ignored the existance of these pieces of ass shit right up until they hit shelves in Japan.
     Why? Why? Why? You could've at least given us the courtesy to name the games a different color, something cool like Lightning Version, but no, they just pulled everything about these games out of there asses. Don't believe me? Look at the two new trainers:

Jun 16, 2012

Legend Of Korra Episode 10 Thoughts: Amon going Balls-Out



      Today's episode has love triangles heating up, labor, and flying airships. This is Legend of Korra episode 10.
      The episode begins with Korra recovering at home under Mako's care, which of course gets Assami pissed. However while the children deal with their little love triangle (or love square; Bolin likes Korra, Korra likes Mako, Mako likes Assami and Korra, Assami likes Mako, Luke Skywalker likes Leia, Mustard likes Salt, er.... dammit!), the adults deal with one of their own. While off on a meeting, Tenzin asks if Lin Beifong can look after the woman he chose to marry over her and look after the children she dreamed of having. Well ain't that nice?
Reaction To Transformers 4

Jun 12, 2012

Kung Fu Panda 2 Review

     Remember Kung Fu Panda? Of course, who hasn't. Well I finally got around to seeing this movie a whole year after it came out. Since then, we've had an entire series on Nickelodeon (yes I still watch a select few shows there). The show? It's alright. I mean it's enteraining enough and has decent writing. Though if you watch a marathon of them you'll find the same basic plot elements in every episode. But what of this movie? Let's find out.

Jun 10, 2012

Best Shit Of E3 2012



    Well Around this time this blog didn't exist. So this is sort of my first E3 on this blog. Without further to do, let's just name off some of the highlights of E3 2012!

Snow White Is 0 For 2


   As the first reviews for Snow White And The Huntsman and as I've seen and reviewed its counterpart, Mirror Mirror, one thing is very apparent: they're not very good. I've already whent over what wrong with Mirror Mirror, but apparently Snow White and The Huntsman starts out just too... fairytalelike. Sort of like a disney cartoon. Then it gets ugly and dark, fast. Although from what I've scavenged from random reviews, the movie has epic parts, but acting and other problems ruins the movie, while they so desperstely try to contain all the magic and wonderfulness Alice and Wonderland  got two years ago. I mean, come on You have two shots. How did they manage to botch it up twice?

Don't Make A Monkey Out Of Me!: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Review


    What happens when you try to make a man out of a monkey? Well just ask James Franco and Tom Felton. It has shocking results!

Legend Of Korra Episode 9 Thoughts: There can only be one Troll in This Town!!!

 


     Back from the chilling cliffhanger of last week, Korra finds herself in a metal box deep in Tarlok's basement, while Former Chief Beifong breaks her friends out of prison! Meanwhile Amon is quietly in the background, waiting to jump out at any moment! Get ready folks! The unprecedented love triangle returns, the action comes back, we get full cut scenes of adult Aang, and Tarlok, well Tarcock is just the big ol' cock we know and love. This is Legend of Korra Episode 9.

Jun 7, 2012

I Have Been Blown In The Mind!!!: Wreak It Ralph



   Rich Moore, who has Futurama and The Simpsons experience, decided to team up with Disney to, well blow the inner nerds in all of us with his awesome juice!!! If you've ever played videos games, it's very hard not to geek out at site of all your favorite video game villains (except for Gannon, King Dedede, and those aliens from Halo... hey shut up!!!). in one room! I mean, my first impression was HOLY SHIT!!! THIS IS THE AVENGERS OF VIDEO GAMES!!!
NERD OUT MODE TURN ON!!!


 

Jun 3, 2012

Legend Of Korra Episode 8 Thoughts: Tarlok, Or Should I Say Tarcock








    Man, one week without this show and it feels like forever! Where were we again? Ah! Yes, Assami has just kicked her father's ass and decided to take Korra up on her offer and stay at the air temple with Bolin and Mako. However watching four teenagers live peacefully is boring. So Nickelodeon decided that the four should fight the Equilists themselves, without the aid of Tarloc's task force or the Meta lBending Corps, now under new leadership, don't worry he's just a puppet under Tarloc.
    Speaking of Tarloc, where has he been the last couple episodes? It seems his task force has just blended into the background as Korra has been involved in Pro Bending and getting her ass kicked by Amon multiple times. Well, here he is!